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Yoga Pants, Be-gone!!!

As of last friday my school banned Yoga pants (they technically weren’t allowed ever) and after the announcement was made I heard bitching all fucking day. I counted 30 girls just walking from the main office to my locker and to lunch. They were all complaining why they were losing their pants. Ummm look down. Your  cunts are hanging out. Did you not know that they were? Honestly, most of the girls had fucking camel toes. Those were bad but are a trend now I guess…All though two good things came out of this. 1) the school learned a new way to tell who got around the school and who didn’t, annnd they just had to walk by cause those spread camel toes said evvverything. 2) a cute guy came in wearing Spandex pants soooo that’s always a plus in my book! ;D

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